|Scivey As Trotskyite|
Scivey was distraught at the operation but nevertheless accepted full responsibility for its failure due to her hiring The notorious 'Bollocks Brigade,' a gang of itinerant Albanian Trotskyite communists whose English was so bad that they thought they were giving themselves a fearsome gang title.
Whilst not inherently stupid the gang remarkably all suffered, to a greater or lesser extent, from autism thus interpreting her instructions to 'lift the laundrette' literally.
The notable thing about the entire episode was the fact that it happened in broad daylight on a Saturday afternoon. The local inhabitants of Porridge Hill simply couldn't comprehend the fact that their laundrette was being stolen in such obvious circumstances that they attributed the events to the local Borough Council doing some maintenance work on the high street.
Even Edgar Blackett was unaware of the goings on and assumed that from his point of view, sitting inside the laundry that the local council were in fact taking away Porridge Hill high street and replacing it with the one in Newcastle-Under
Scivey is survived by her two children Derek and Cynthia
Gwyneth Scivey, born April 17th 1947, Died October 2nd 2013